Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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