D3 body, D1 cock
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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