She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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