She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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