y did u give ur computer a hand job?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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