she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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