its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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