she was so not down for the gang bang
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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