I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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