But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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