Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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