i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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