Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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