My sheets look like a crime scene.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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