So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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