How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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