Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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