He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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