But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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