Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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