I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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