Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
not ubering you a puppy
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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