have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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