You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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