I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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