I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i dont even know how to be here
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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