Ambien. No doubt about it.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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