You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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