honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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