when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am spending my child support on dildos
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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