When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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