Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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