is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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