So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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