I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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