I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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