I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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