going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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