So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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