i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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