Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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