Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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