"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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