honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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