she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize