Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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