the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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