I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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