we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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