Buhtt sex?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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